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Ranger’s Apprentice

Under the Oak Tree (completed)

Maddie runs away while Will babysits her, and Will goes on a desperate search for her

For Want of Some Bitterroot (completed)

Based on the following prompt by rangerangel on tumblr: I am here once more, asking for a trick between Horace and Cassandra if one of them were to perhaps pass away

Parting Advice (completed)

On his last night in Clonmel, Halt gives some paternal advice to the newly-crowned King Sean.

The Flower in Her Hair (completed) *

Halt is a supportive husband, but isn’t above being occasionally petty to people who wronged his wife

The Prince of Clonmel (completed) *

Halt decides to tell Pauline about how he left Clonmel.

The Royal Ranger (completed) *

Morgarath is gaining influence in Araluen and has been systemically discrediting the Rangers. Knowing it’s only a matter of time before he’s targeted too, Crowley packs up and goes to the Hibernian kingdom of Clonmel to offer his services to the King, and in doing so meets a rather enigmatic Crown Prince…

Leaving Home (completed)

The story of how Halt left after Ferris’s last attempt to kill him, pursued by Ferris in a desperate chase through the woods.

Temporary Dad (completed)

Halt is forced to stop for rain when taking baby Will to Redmont’s Ward, and ends up talking to him to get him to sleep.

Their Real First Kiss (completed) *

Horace finally tells Will what happened at the battle on the Plains of Uthal.

Awkward First Kisses (completed) *

Following the defeat of the Kalkara, Will and Horace have a little talk.

One Whisper Away (completed) *

Will and Horace aren’t sure how to express their feelings.

The Ward Ghost (completed) *

Halt is unable to attend Will’s Choosing Day and he doesn’t get selected by anyone. Will gets sent off to a farm with the expectation that he’ll live a quiet, albeit unglamorous, life.

And then it all goes wrong.

Now 21, Will is on the run, Morgarath is king, and Duncan and his family are dead. But Will gets wind that there’s a rebellion in the works. Someone from Duncan’s family is still alive, and Will is determined to help them get the throne back.

The Treewalkers (completed)

Bandits have been plaguing merchants and travellers through the deepest depths of the Western Woods. Will, Halt and Gilan are sent to deal with it in what will be Will’s first mission since he got back from Skandia. Gilan has a secret though, and if he’s not careful it could doom the entire mission.

Sibling Rivalry (completed)

Will won’t let Gilan one-up him, no matter how friendly the competition.

Will and Horace Have an Adventure (completed)

Will’s idyllic life in the Ward is disrupted when a third child comes to live there the same day some unwelcome news arrives. It’s a bit much to deal with.

The Snowball Fight (completed)

When the Ward children get in trouble for having a snowball fight, they come up with a way to get their revenge. Not as serious as I’m making it out to be, promise.

Halt Pops the Question (completed) *

Halt has something very important to ask Pauline, and puts together a romantic dinner to do it.

Richard Thompson Learns About Rangers (completed)

Richard Thompson, merchant, asks a couple rangers to escort him through some woods.

A Mouthful of Cake (completed)

Based on the following prompt: Will, Horace and Evanlyn have a nice get together when they all remember something embarrasing they did in the past. Let’s hope the others do not…

Coming Home (completed)

Halt finds a way to have a reunion with Caitlyn twenty years after her death.

For the Rest of Our Lives: An Awkward Confession (completed) *

Horace comes to a realisation about how he feels about Will…now he just has to tell him.

For the Rest of Our Lives: A Quiet Spot of Hunting (completed) *

When Baron Arald decides to recreate the first hunt Will ever went on, Will and Horace find a bit of time to bond all to themselves.

For the Rest of Our Lives: Built With My Own Two Hands (completed) *

An injury forces Will into retirement. Luckily Horace is there to help him out.

Drabbles: *all significantly more than 100 words sorry OTL

“We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.” for Wilyss *

“It’s okay to cry…” for Halt & Crowley

“You’re a dork, just like your father.” for RA

“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.” and “Get out of my face before I hit you.” for RA

“Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.” and “That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?” for Halt & Crowley

“You nap, I’ll stay awake.” for Halt & Crowley

A short thing about Horace and Halt

A short scene of Will/Horace set after Built With My Own Two Hands. It involves coffee *

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.” for Horace/Cassandra *

“I want to start a family of our own…” for Will/Horace *

Duncan, Gilan and Crowley are confused when something seems to distress Halt

Fluff, featuring Halt, Will, and a race to the Gathering

Fluff, featuring Halt realising he’s in love with Pauline *

Fluff, featuring Gilan as an apprentice attempting to steal some pies from Master Chubb

Fluff, featuring the TEY Rangers and Hallowe'en costumes

Fluff, featuring Halt and Pritchard at Halt’s first Gathering

Angst, featuring Will and Horace and talking about the death of a spouse. Sequel to For Want of Some Bitterroot on AO3

Fluff, featuring Will and Horace in Seacliff

Angst, featuring Alyss and Cassandra *

Halt Pops the Question, but this time brought to you by Google Translate

A Mouthful of Cake, but this time brought to you by Google Translate

Gilan the Pie Thief, but this time brought to you by Google Translate

A microfic where Halt comes to Hallasholm while Will is still addicted to warmweed

local-transan:

swampgallows:

swampgallows:

Image ID 1: text drawn, likely in mspaint. Text is all caps and reads “does anybody know what to do”

Image ID 2: text drawn, likely in mspaint. Text is all caps and reads “about the situations”.

(via quinnception)

firstgrave:

firstgrave:

firstgrave:

overemphatic wannabe tiktok influencer telling what should be a three sentence story in 4 part 10 min videos about their “terrible awful” experience with a customer where the influencer harassed someone in violation of the ADA and then denied them service for asking for disability accommodations but don’t worry bc they swear the customer wasn’t a True Disabled Person they just know it and even if they were it’s just company policy!!

“ugh this ugly awful MONSTER came in asking to sit inside with his service dog and then refused to show me government issued proof that he requires a service dog and for what disability and then complained because I made him sit on the back steps next to the garbage bins 🙄 and then he asked to be fed! like he’s a real person or something!”

“omg another terrible day at work!! somebody asked to use the accessible stall to try on clothes and then gave me an attitude when i asked them to disclose their personal medical history to prove to me they actually super duper need it 🙄 people are so entitled!”

just think it’s funny that bitches will pull out the quirky ACAB 🤪 up until it comes to policing the lives of disabled people and accessibility accommodations, then all the sudden they’re sporting their thin blue line patches 🤔

(via arctic-hands)

fungaloids:

fungaloids:

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

1. fog machine
2. 
   

this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw

(via araluengirl)

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

Certified Pliny The Elder Post

(via thoodleoo)

artsysurvivor:

rangerangel:

Day 29 - Search

It’s hard when your mentor fully commits to the bit all the time, you know?

[Image ID: A 5 paneled comic. The first 3 is cartoon Halt looking various places with question marks around him. The first place, with the camera inside it looking outwards, is brown and cube shaped; the second place being under a chair next to a table, and the third being outside, Halt standing in the doorframe. The fourth panel is of Will raising his eyebrow, saying: “Um… Halt? What are you looking for?”. The fifth panel is of Halt with his hands on his hips and eyebrows furrowed, saying: “WELL YOU SEEM TO HAVE LOST YOUR GODS DAMNED MIND”. /End ID]

lavenderfoxboy:

jk rowling’s new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think “oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter” you think “oh lord, this TERF bitch again” like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

(via hdmhbdeda)

a-dinosaur-a-day:

a-dinosaur-a-day:

Were you ever bullied for loving dinosaurs, birds, and/or prehistoric life?

Yes

No

I’m not sure

Show me the results

See Results

We’re tackling shared trauma in the dino blog today

ftr, p much everyone’s tags and replies saying “I’m not sure if this counts -” count, so assume that it counts

(via bookrat)

sexhaver:

i can’t find sources on this anywhere any more, but i distinctly remember reading a blurb about Gene Ray’s Time Cube that mentioned how one guy somewhere else in the US read Gene’s ramblings and actually parsed enough meaning out of them that he became the world’s first and only convert to Time Cube Thought other than Gene himself. this guy then flew down to Florida to meet his visionary prophet face-to-face, whereupon they promptly got into an argument over the fundamentals of Time Cube so bad that they never spoke again. i guess it was always possible to create a religious schism with the theoretical minimum of two people but it’s funny to see in practice

(via emotionalmilkshake)

juicingbeetles:

[Image ID: A two-panel meme based off an interview with Divine, a famous drag queen. In the first panel, the interviewer, labelled “People of Araluen”, ask “Could you give us some of your political beliefs?” In the second panel, Divine, labelled “Morgarath”, says “Kill everyone now.” /end]